You're so nebulous sometimes
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
