You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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