i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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