The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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