He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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