hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Never let your siblings swipe right.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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