also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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