Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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