I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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