Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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