omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I believe in your delicious
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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