Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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