Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Enjoy the penises
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
