And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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