It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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