It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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