I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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