is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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