Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
