There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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