so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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