I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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