I am midnight drunk by noon
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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