Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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