that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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