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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Text me some of your sweat
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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