If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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