so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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