So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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