the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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