I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You need a sexual gate keeper
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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