I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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