if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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