...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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