Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When are your genitals available?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
