But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
