well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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