Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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