i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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