worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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