Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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