MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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