Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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