Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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