i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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