nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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