We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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