The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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