spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
