she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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