if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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