Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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