Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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