At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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