Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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